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Relatable posts daily?
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing
no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:
Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life.